Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The wrong side of the zoo fence

If you ever wanted to know what it's like to be on the wrong side of the fence in a zoo, just go to a Blue Jay opener and sit in the nosebleed section. My buddy Bob said you gotta do it once - the atmosphere is to "experience". He was right on both counts (especially the "once"). We were three rows down from the very top at the Skydome or whatever they call it now. Great view, 'specially of the drunks and fights. Even of the two jerks who decided to hurl full cans of beer down on the heads of the folks below. Security was conspicuous by it's absence, as the saying has it. I don't think any kids got hit.  Anyway, we won the blowout 13-3 and I've now done it. Twice. First time and last time.

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